Immigration is over one million higher than the Tories’ pledged

The next Prime Minister should scrap the Tories’ broken pledge to slash net migration to the tens of thousands, a leading Conservative think tank demands today. A Mirror probe reveals that the Tories have failed to achieve their target by an astonishing 1.2million people. The Conservatives pledged at the 2010, 2015 and 2017 elections to slash net migration to below […]

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‘Hyprocrite’ Michael Gove took cocaine while attacking ‘middle class’ drug users

Tory leadership hopeful Michael Gove has been accused of "rank hypocrisy" after it emerged he took cocaine during the same period he was criticising "middle-class professionals" who took drugs. In a column for The Times in 1999, the now-Environment Secretary criticised Channel 4 for plans to mark the occasion with a night of programmes about cocaine and said there were […]

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Tory canvassers won’t mention ‘toxic’ Theresa May while trying to woo electorate

Tory canvassers are refusing to mention “toxic” Theresa May as they try to woo people ahead of next month’s local elections. The Conservatives are braced for a bruising as angry voters switch to either Nigel Farage’s new Brexit Party or Remain-supporting groups. And unhappy activists reckon the PM’s Brexit performance has made her a liability as they campaign. Grassroots Conservatives […]

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Tories admit UK will take part in EU elections in awkward leaked Brexit email

Tory officials have said the UK WILL take part in EU elections in an awkward leaked e-mail. The message to Tory candidates declares "we will be contesting the European elections on May 23" – despite Theresa May repeatedly saying she wants not to. It also formally opens applications for the humiliating ballot, asking Tory candidates to return their CVs by […]

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‘The back me to sack me resignation of the second worst PM in modern times’

Back me to sack me was the desperate resignation of the second worst Prime Minister in modern times. David Cameron’s the worst after losing Europe in a reckless tactical referendum but humiliated Theresa May runs him pretty close. Two terrible duds in quick succession’s plunged battered Britain into cataclysmic crisis so future generations will curse the name of May. Dropping […]

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Christopher Chope the Tory dinosaur suffers perfect revenge for blocking FGM law

A Tory dinosaur has been dealt the perfect revenge for blocking a law to protect young girls from Female Genital Mutilation. Mystery critics draped toy dinosaurs over Christopher Chope’s Westminster office door in fury at his actions last Friday. And constituent Lorna Rees wrote "fannies against FGM", "knickers to Chope" and "by-election" please on a pair of ladies’ pants that […]

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